Two for the Show!

Its Easy As Pie
Searching for lost relatives? Just win the Lottery!

Murphy
Your microfilm reader is the one that squeaks, has to be turned backwards, and doesn’t quite focus.

News Flash
Genealogist caught trying to chop down family tree! — Film at 11!

Relatively Speaking
To a genealogist, EVERYTHING is relative!

The Truth
“Grandparents and Grandchildren are natural allies against a common enemy!” Toynbee